Non-Curse Curses
Fiddlesticks. Goodness gracious! I don’t give a diddly squat. Frackers crackers.
Ah, non-curse curses. You have to love them. They are the words and phrases you use in times you wish you could swear, but swearing isn’t ‘polite’ so you come up with something that means the same thing in your mind but sounds better out loud. Maybe you don’t want to swear in front of your kids or your parents, so you come up with a substitute that’s as close to satisfying as the real thing as you can get.
What are your favourite non-curses? Did you make them up or were they passed down to you from someone in your family?
The ones I listed above are a mix of ones I made up in the heat of the moment and ones I learned from my family members.

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